Have A Question

In light of the rather soggy day we are having I thought I'd share a few questions I received as an email. A little pick-me-up as it were.

*Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

*If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 1 out of 5 enjoys it?

*Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

*If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

*If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?

*Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?

*If it's true we are here to help others, what are the others here for?

*If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

*If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

*Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks"?

*What hair color do they put on drivers' licenses of bald men?

*I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese women use. Toothpicks?

*Why do they put pictures of criminals up in Post Offices? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail men can look for them while they deliver the mail?

*Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

*If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

*What ever happened to Preparations A through G?

*As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

Enjoy your day!!!

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