What is really going on here?

Today is not a good day. I know Ice Cube says that today is a good day, but he isn't right on this day. To start out with, the daughter was almost inconsolable for most of the morning. I have no idea what got into her, but she complained her stomach was hurting and begged to stay home with me. I checked for a fever, no, did she have to get sick, no. She said she just wanted to spend some time with me. I couldn't get her to tell me the reason why she was crying huge tears at only 6:30 in the morning and trying desperately to stay home. Then on the way back home from getting them on the bus... I ran over a chicken. That's right, a chicken. This is how I know that I live in the far reaches of the the boondocks. I see these chickens occasionally running around in these peoples' yard when I drive by, but they usually avoid the road. But today, my friends, no. Apparently the whole flock, are they called flocks?, had to cross the damn road. I swerved a bit, but there was a bus coming so I had to make it a quick swerve and this chicken comes out of nowhere and wham! Except it was more like....BWAK!! I looked in the rearview mirror...why did I do that?!... only to see, yep you guess it...feathers flying everywhere!!! Ahhh, wonderful.... Getting home I find the cat on the counter drinking from the leftover milk in my son's cereal bowl. Even better than the chicken, I know that this drink of milk will lead to my cat now having diarrhea in some random spot in the house that I can smell, but not find. Today, I hate my life.


  1. I'm so sorry, but I can only say...

    Chi-cken Pot Pie, Chi-cken Pot Pie, Whatyoutalkingboutmy Chicken Pot PIEEEEE!!!!

  2. See, she thought you should have got the chicken for dinner too...lol Is Kaia ok now? Kenzie did that in 1st grade... she missed almost a WHOLE week of school before I got wise to the fact that she just wanted to be mommy's girl- I even took her to the doctor and he said there was nothing wrong.